Brad Pitt is a basterd.

My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I’m putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y’all might’ve heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we’ll be leaving a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin’ guerrilla army, we’re gonna be doin’ one thing and one thing only… killin’ Nazis. Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin’, mass murderin’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That’s why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin’ a Nazi uniform, they’re gonna die. Now, I’m the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won’t not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they’re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

*I know my favourite film of the year never wins an Oscar, so I won’t even hope for it. Not that Tarantino’s fantasy version of how WW2 ended needs a golden statuette or anything of the sort to be remembered in many many years to come. Masterpieces are above that.

15 Comments to “Brad Pitt is a basterd.”

  1. >Ohw I loved this movie too! I also wrote a post about it on my blog :-)! Best fake accent ever!

  2. >i LOVED this movie, my boyfriend, however, hated it. here's his review:'re so articulate with your movie reviews, i thought you'd be interested in his 😉

  3. >Ah, have yet to see this, can't wait, it looks brilliant! :)xx

  4. >Duvido que "Bastardos Inglórios" vença o Oscar de Melhor Filme. No entanto, acho que a obra tem chances de ser indicada em várias categorias e, como você bem disse, será lembrada por anos a frente. Isso, no final, é que acaba importando.

  5. >this film is explosively good. i had to actually speak this Soliloquy out loud whilst reading it and I could actually feel Brad Pitt's hilarious accent taking over my voice. Twas quite surreal!

  6. >This movie doesn't need an award. It will remembered by its viewers as one of the greatest masterpieces of its time and that in itself is far more amazing that an award.

  7. >yes .. although he didnt like it .. he definitely sat through the whole thing and was super interested .. so i still say it's a good movie!

  8. >I don't think it's his best film. It was also a little too long and drawn out for my taste.But Brad Pitt was fun

  9. >Sadly, this movie still has not reached my corner of the world. I've been waiting for months and months!-meream

  10. >Opa, claro que tem, na minha cara e não vi, vou coloca-lo nos favoritos do meu! Bjs

  11. >Romeika, vc escreveu o que sempre digo, Magnólia não precisou de um Oscar pra ser amado por cinéfilos, nem Pulp Fiction, muito menos Laranja Mecância, e etc…Adoro suas fotos, vc tem flickr?

  12. >Oi Cassiano, valeu! Bjs 🙂

  13. >honestly, i didnt like this film that much. it was way too long like it was never going to end and i missed some of those great tarantino characters that always fill his films. for me its his weakest film :/

  14. >It's already out of theaters here but I'd love to see it.

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